Happy Holidays from the Nature Boy, Ric Flair!
How was your November? How ’bout Thanksgiving? Eat too much and forget to work out? I never forget. I’m over here living my best life, still stylin’ and profilin’.
Are you doing any Rolex shopping for that special someone this season? Alligator shoes maybe? If you’re trying to send something my way, make sure it’s custom – I’ll send you my measurements! If you’re shopping for anybody else, get ‘em a holiday sweatshirt with my face on it. Show them you care with a little Merry Flair-y Christmas cheer! That should really get ’em in the spirit!
As for me, I’ve been spreading season’s greetings all over the nation, jet flyin’ out to events, hanging with the Wondrous Wendy, and talking football with the guys at the NFL Network at that epic Chiefs-Rams game in Los Angeles. I’ve even been backstage at WWE events and checkin’ out some Canadian football. The Nature Boy is everywhere these days! Learn to love it!
And of course, I had to show my face at Survivor Series to lend my support to The Queen!
Charlotte Flair really turned things upside down at this month’s WWE pay-per-view event. She proved she’s one of the best (again) by battling it out with Ronda Rousey. So maybe she had to resort to some dirty tactics? What’s her last name again?!
The Queen has officially turned heel, following in the footsteps of her old man, and I couldn’t be prouder. Just proves the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree! I can’t wait to see where this feud goes because it’s clear that she and Rousey aren’t finished yet! I loved seeing Charlotte on SmackDown in that feathery black gown, taking out the Ilconics, and standing tall on the announcer’s table. Will she become the new dirtiest player in the game? Guess we’ll see when she takes on Lynch and Asuka for the title at TLC! Can’t wait!
Get ready to bow down, everybody.
As for the men, wow, we’re really missing a fighting champion in the WWE. Brock Lesnar still has that Heavyweight Title? And no one’s making him show up each week to defend it? What’s that about!?! Daniel Bryan is an interesting new heel, I’ll give him that, but he was no match for Lesnar. We need to finish up all this Baron Corbin drama and get Braun Strowman in there to finish the Beast off. Or AJ Styles. The WWE needs a REAL champ!
I just might have somebody in mind… Sixteen-time heavyweight champion right here! To anything! Two-time Hall of Famer, in case you forgot! Nah, you could never forget.
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Have a great holiday season, SmartFans!
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